Category Archives: jokes

Dad Joke Survivors

Nickelodeon Australia put together a public service announcement (PSA) in honor of father’s day.  The premise is that dads all over the world are telling poor, barely humorous jokes to their children.  It is having an effect.  It is no laughing matter.  Definitely worth watching.  

Biologists having fun

PCR:   Gene regulator rap   Caught in a Bad Project (Lady Gaga Parody)   Lab Slaves (“Royals” Undergraduate Biology Parody)  

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver – Elected Judges

I stumbled on John Oliver’s show “Last Week Tonight” a few weeks ago.  It is very humorous commentary.  Here is the latest one about issues with elected judges.  It does have a lot of bad language, so not recommended for kids.  But it will keep the adults entertained. Some things to look forward to:  … Read More »

Great One Liners for Today

I’ve been reading through: Great One Liners Here are some really good ones from today:   To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer   Never do card tricks for your poker buddies.   Never mess up an apology with an excuse.   Government’s view of the economy could be… Read More »

Common sayings turned funny

I got this email from a friend… Thought I would share.  1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list. 3. Light travels faster than sound. This… Read More »

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Friend of a Friend

One of my friends, has a friend that is a comedian.  I watched and voted for his act on Famecast.  Take a look and vote: famecast.com/contest/centerstage.php?stage_id=6&round_id=58 He has some of his skits posted on his website: www.naveedmahbub.com/   MySpace site: www.myspace.com/naveedmahbub  

[BJEmail] Two Chimpanzees and a Blonde

 A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to   the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”   “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”   “Not for me I’ll… Read More »

[BJEmail] from down under

Just to make you smile………From today’s Sydney Morning Herald   EASTER has been celebrated around the world in the traditional manner. At the White House, President Shrub took the first ceremonial bite from a 181-kilogram hot cross bun baked by the Bible-Believing Halliburton Executives of America and called for world peace. “This cookie is why,… Read More »

[BJEmail] Don’t Mess With Old Ladies – Wednesday’s Humor Contribution]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please?  Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’ t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years… Read More »