Life is funny:
I heard this joke at Toastmasters yesterday.Â I thought it was pretty funny and that you might enjoy it as well.
A Manager and two workers go out to lunch.Â At lunch they see this old lamp on their table.Â They begin to rub it and sure enough a genie comes out.Â The genie says, “Normally I would give you three wishes.Â But since there are three of you, I will give each of you one wish.”
Worker 1 says, “Let me go first.”
The Genie says, “What is your wish?”
Worker1: “I want to go to Florida, be on the beach all day, and not have to worry about anything.”
And just like that, it was done.
Worker 2 says, “Let me go next”
The Genie says, “What is your wish?”
Worker 2 says, “I would like to Hawaii and surf all day.”
And just like that, it was done.
Next it was the Manager’s turn, and the Genie says, “What is your wish?”
The manager says, “I want those two workers back here right now so they can finish their jobs!”
Moral of the story: “Let your manager go first!”
I like reading the quotes in the U.S. News & World Reports. You find people saying all sorts of interesting things. In the August 14-21, 2006 edition, we have the following Bush quote:
“Is that Sam Donaldson? Forget it. You’re a has-been. We don’t have to answer has-beens’ questions.”
The caption under it says, “President Bush, at a ceremony to close the old pressroom for renovation during which past media and White House press personalities like Donaldson, who shouted a question, appeared.”
My first thought was, “What was the question?”
My second thought was, “How could a President treat such a distinguished reporter that way? And he may not have to answer ‘has-beens” questions, but he need to answer Citizens’ questions, and Sam is a citizen.”
Well, thanks to the power of the Internet, I was able to see a live video recording of the event on YouTube The entire event was a funny event with the President calling himself a “Crackpot from Texas”. Based upon the video, everything was said in jest.Â I do not even think that Sam was asking a serious question but rather just going along with the mood.Â Yet, that is not what was communicated by the U.S. News & World Report blurb.
Michael Marriner and Brian McAllister from Roadtrip Nation came to my work today and talked about their roadtrip that they took after college. They also showed several short documentaries of their trip.
Here is the blurb about it from the RoadTrip Nation website:
“Roadtrip Nation was started when some recent college grads, who had no idea what they wanted to do with their lives, decided to take a roadtrip to figure it out. They bought an old run-down 31-foot RV, painted it neon green, and hit the road for 3 months and 17,000 miles to explore how other individuals found their roads in life. Along the way, they interviewed over 80 people, including: a Lobsterman in Maine, the scientist who decoded the Human Genome, the Director of Saturday Night Live, the stylist for Madonna, and Starbucks Chairman Howard Schultz. All of the leaders shared where they were in their twenties, and how they resisted pressures of conformity to find their roads in life.”
Here are some quotes that came from the documentary. Many come from college students that they interviewed.
“What’s the next step? I don’t know and it scares me.”
“Small decision now will affect my entire life”
“Sometimes I feel like the path that I am on was laid out for me some way”
“I don’t need to sit here and say I’m going to do this or I’m going to do that. I’m going to be who I am right now.”
“I’m still kind of lost about what my road will be, but I feel that will be part of my adventure”
“Everyone’s road was completely different, but the one thing that we say was no one’s path was linear.”
“Live your life with integrity.” –be true to yourself
“You are hardwired to do something in this world. All of the seeds for what you are to become are there. It is just a matter of accessing it and fulfilling it.”
“Let’s be honest with ourselves. If we do not have the answers, then let us not pretend that we do.”
Sam Ross, Founder of Fantastic Sams: “When you want to do what you want to do, you got to throw the book away. And as long as you do it honestly, then you will win every time”
Interviewer: “What if you don’t know what you want to do?”
Sam Ross: “It will come to you”
Interviewer: “What do you do until then?”
Sam Ross: “Keep breathing”
They wrote three books that were a result of what they learned during the roadtrip about how other people found their paths and how you can find your path.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)
WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â SAID TO THE PSALMIST
Â Â TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Â Â Â Â Life is but an empty dream ! â€”
Â Â For the soul is dead that slumbers,
Â Â Â Â And things are not what they seem.
Â Â Life is real ! Â Life is earnest!
Â Â Â Â And the grave is not its goal ;
Â Â Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Â Â Â Â Was not spoken of the soul.
Â Â Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Â Â Â Â Is our destined end or way ;
Â Â But to act, that each to-morrow
Â Â Â Â Find us farther than to-day.
Â Â Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
Â Â Â Â And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Â Â Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Â Â Â Â Funeral marches to the grave.
Â Â In the world’s broad field of battle,
Â Â Â Â In the bivouac of Life,
Â Â Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Â Â Â Â Be a hero in the strife !
Â Â Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant !
Â Â Â Â Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Â Â Act,â€” act in the living Present !
Â Â Â Â Heart within, and God o’erhead !
Â Â Lives of great men all remind us
Â Â Â Â We can make our lives sublime,
Â Â And, departing, leave behind us
Â Â Â Â Footprints on the sands of time ;
Â Â Footprints, that perhaps another,
Â Â Â Â Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
Â Â A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Â Â Â Â Seeing, shall take heart again.
Â Â Let us, then, be up and doing,
Â Â Â Â With a heart for any fate ;
Â Â Still achieving, still pursuing,
Â Â Â Â Learn to labor and to wait.
Â I just learned about 24 at Microsoft TechEd in Boston this past June.Â Cloe was part of the keynote address, and I found her character to be very funny.Â After talking to my co-workers about it, I decided it was something that I needed to check out.Â So, I was able find Season 4 in Walmart.Â My wife and I watched that in about a week, and we were hooked.Â So, for my wife’s birthday, I got here seasons I, II, and III to complete our collection.
Each season is exactly 1 day.Â Each episode represents 1 hour of real time.Â At the end of each episode, you are on the end of your chair wondering what is going to happen in the next episode.
There is very little connection between the seasons, so I did not feel we missed much just watching Season 4.Â However, there are somethings that we know while watching Season 1, that takes away some of the suprise.Â For that reason, it makes sense to watch them in order.
I highly recommend the series.Â And more importantly, I suggest you start watching it on a Friday afternoon so as not to impact your work.
Friday’s episode of RocketBoom featured Race Walking.Â The gentleman in the show claims to be able to walk a mile in 6 minutes.Â It is worth a look.
Â So, what is the difference between walking and running when you doÂ a mile in 6 minutes?Â Well, it all comes down to form.Â There are two rules that must be followed to be considered walking.Â First, you must maintain contact with the ground at all times.Â Second, the knee of the supporting leg must be kept straight from the time it touches the ground till the time it passes under the body.
Â You can see Race Walking 101 for more information.
The traffic has really dropped down.Â I believe that the big upswing was a result of the article that I posted on Digg.com and Reddit.com.Â It seems that the traffic from that site really peaks on the next day and then tappers back down the day after that.
Â My plans at the moment are to post an article to those sites weekly with the goal of trying to get an article on the “popular” page.