I heard this joke at Toastmasters yesterday. I thought it was pretty funny and that you might enjoy it as well.
A Manager and two workers go out to lunch. At lunch they see this old lamp on their table. They begin to rub it and sure enough a genie comes out. The genie says, “Normally I would give you three wishes. But since there are three of you, I will give each of you one wish.”
Worker 1 says, “Let me go first.”
The Genie says, “What is your wish?”
Worker1: “I want to go to Florida, be on the beach all day, and not have to worry about anything.”
And just like that, it was done.
Worker 2 says, “Let me go next”
The Genie says, “What is your wish?”
Worker 2 says, “I would like to Hawaii and surf all day.”
And just like that, it was done.
Next it was the Manager’s turn, and the Genie says, “What is your wish?”
The manager says, “I want those two workers back here right now so they can finish their jobs!”
Moral of the story: “Let your manager go first!”