Prison vs. Work

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>  Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
> should make things a little bit clearer.
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>  IN PRISON……… you spend the majority of your time in an 10×10
>                              cell.
> AT WORK…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8×8
>                               cubicle.
>
> IN PRISON………you get three meals a day.
> AT WORK………..you get a break for one meal and you have to
>                             pay  for it.
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> IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
> AT WORK………..you get more work for good behavior.
>
> IN PRISON……….the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
>                             you.
> AT WORK…………you must carry a security card and open all the
>                             doors for yourself.
>
> IN PRISON……….you can watch TV and play games.
> AT WORK………..you could get fired for watching TV and playing
>                              games.
>
> IN PRISON………you get your own toilet.
> AT WORK……….you have to share the toilet with some people who
>                            pee on the seat.
>
> IN PRISON……….they allow your family and friends to visit.
> AT WORK……….. you aren’t even suppose to speak to your family.
>
> IN PRISON……….all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
>                             work required.
> AT WORK………..you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
>                              and they deduct taxes from your salary to
                               pay for prisoners.
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> IN PRISON……….you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
>                             to Get out.
> AT WORK ………you spend most of your time wanting to get
>                             out and go inside bars.
>
>  IN PRISON …….you must deal with sadistic wardens.
>  AT WORK……….they are called managers.
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Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to check emails!

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