Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the
incident.The Queen turns to President Bush, “Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a queen cannot control.”
George Bush, always trying to be presidential, replied, “Y our Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.”
[BJEmail] The President
March 15th, 2007 — Uncategorized
[BJEmail] Fwd: Legislative Update: HB 603 To Be Heard On Senate Floor Thursday!
March 15th, 2007 — Uncategorized
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Dear Brian Eckert,
- Legislative Update
- HB603: Domestic Partner Rights And Responsibilities Act Receives “Do Pass” From Senate Judiciary
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By a vote of 5-1, HB603 passed out of Senate Judiciary last night. Over 50 people showed up to support HB603. The opposition only had about 8 people in the room.
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- Rep. Mimi Stewart presented the bill. Sen. Cisco McSorley, Chair of Senate Judiciary asked how many people were there to oppose the bill, and asked them if they wanted to testify. One man, who most of the opposition seemed to believe was their best spokesperson, spoke in opposition. His statement claimed that if they passed HB603, it would lead to people marrying children, relatives, and sheep. The testimony was over.
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- Sen. McSorley asked how many people were there to support the Bill. Our 50+ people raised their hands, but offered no testimony. The committee went immediately into the vote. Voting in favor of HB603 were Senators McSorley, Grubesic, Martinez, M. Sanchez and Lopez. Sen. Adair opposed the Bill. Senators Rainaldi, Cravens, Harden and Payne were not in the room.
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